TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANING.

TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANING.
(1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:- when a Guy gives you a dirty slap, and all
you can do is hold your face and walk away..that is take away
slap.
(2)RESOUNDING SLAP:- That is when after you are hit. You keep
on hearing..some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii!
(3)FORMATTING SLAP:- That is the slap that makes someone to
forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself
asking questions like"what did I do?
(4)EXPLANATION SLAP:- when a girl or a boy gives you that kind
of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of your own accord... e.g..BROS SHEY U
BEEN DEY WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.
(5)FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:- when you receive this kind of slap. all
you will do is just stand right where u are and watch the guy
walk away
(6)RHETORICAL SLAP:- The moment you download the slap..
you start asking questions that doesn't need reply... like JOHN,
YOU SLAPED ME?
(7)SWEET SLAP:- This is the type of slap that when a guy
downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not.
U start blushing.
(8)MATHEMATICALSLAP:- This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your face when given to you.
Which style dem don give you before ?
Talk true oo!