I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS...
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)
Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Please Do This Now.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
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