Shocking Beach Fails

There’s nothing like a nice fun day out at the beach, is there? The sand between your toes, a bit of a swim, a few ice creams… And if you’re feeling a little bit more adventurous, you could even have a go at windsurfing or heading out on a banana boat or something. It’s good to have fun. But it’s important not to get carried away. Don’t tan too much. Don’t eat too much. Watch what you do. Check what you’re wearing, where you’re going and what you look like.  Because if you don’t, you could find yourself having a day that’s far from fun. In fact, it’ll be a fail-filled frown-fest. Overdone alliteration aside, seriously – behave at the beach. Here’s what happens if you don’t…

We love kicking back on the beach on our vacations. There’s nothing better than reading a book and soaking up the sun. Especially if there’s a guy going around selling beers and ice creams and things. But it’s important that you just stick to one or two a day. Enjoy them, but don’t go crazy. Sitting down guzzling booze and stuffing your facehole with gelato isn’t going to help your physique. See what we mean

Here’s a tale of two pictures. Technically of course this is just one picture. But just look at it. There’s no way the human brain can really compute this image. How are the two bikini-wearing beauties on the right even the same species as the guy on the right?! Hey, look – we dont want to judge too harshly, but it’s difficult. We just hope he didn’t try and kidnap one or both of them using that bag. Although he almost certainly did, didn’t he?

Being a kid at the beach can be a fun day out if you’re there with your pals. But if you’re kicking back on the sand with your family, it’s not quite as fun. There’s less messing about and doing what you want and much more towing the line and doing as you’re told. So you have to make your own amusement. Like this kid. If you’ve got a digital camera and a pretty young teenage girl nearby, you know what to do! Parenting 

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Where on earth is this woman? Where do you even get sea monkeys? And we don’t mean the microscopic fish-type things. While this might look like it’s probably a bit of a laugh, in reality, a dozen monkeys pestering you as you try and take a bit of a dip in the ocean must be annoying. Although, to be fair to them, this lady’s bringing it on herself a fair amount. What with all those bananas…

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We’re not entirely sure we know what’s really happening here. So we’re classifying it as a fail out of fear as much as anything. How has this happened? Either it’s a trick and there’s twin girls here, one living with her head in a big stone block and the other without a bottom half. It’s either that or it’s just one girl and she’s broken her back quite terribly. Whatever’s happened, we’re moving on to the next slide…