A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
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